My recent findings:

1. I have noticed humanity doesn't mean anything; it's "animality" in a high energy state.
2. God has given up on me but I don't know why people of God don't leave me alone.
3. Liberals are as bad as conservatives, but to be fair it's really hard to be worse than some conservatives.
4. I hate people who "strongly believe" in something. I "strongly believe" that these people suck.
5. Dixieland is as bad as Yankizone. Only good friends can make any of these two the best place to live.
6. I hate hating people, but I really cannot stand stupid people anymore. I HATE you, stupid!
7. I'm addicted to volunteer jobs, but I'm not your slave, moron!
8. I believe in Zeus as the only savior of cats and dogs.
9. America is the only country that lets even its most stupid citizens to be proud of her.
10. It's easy to be proud of being an American, it's hard to really know why.
11. The Sun has been around for about 4.57 billion years.
12. Some ceramic pots in China are made a millennium before Adam and Eve were sent to Earth.
13. If you are not born in a free country, you are always bound by the "birth place" section of your passport.
14. English is not my first language but I have learnt thousands of English words; please learn how to say one Farsi word correctly: "Bahram".
15. In the US, people who get $2 back for every $1 they pay to the Federal Government, want the government to go away.
16. Human fat is also an alternative source of energy. It is more efficient than solar panels per pound.
17. There is a thin line between patriotism and fascism, but there is a thinner line between nationalism and racism.
18. I'm not sure about this. What would "my radio talk-show host" do?
19. Life is so boring. I wish my "background" were changing as fast as FBI is "checking" it.
20. The only problem with the current immigration laws is that the US-born congressmen have written them.

(Updated October 5, 2008)